|
Humor & Jokes Got a funny joke or a funny email? Post it so we can all laugh! |
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Display Modes |
|
#1
|
||
|
(Mature) Rectum Stretcher
(For my first Post : my favorite Joke)
While she was "flying" down the road (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.... The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"......... To which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded........ The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"...... Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."......... "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked......... "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."....................... Traffic Ticket.............................. $95.00... Court Costs................................... $45.00... The Look on Cop's Face............... PRICELESS...
__________________
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/JOKE*HER/jokehersolo.jpg[/IMG] |
#4
|
||
|
welcome one and welcome all
nice joke LMAFO
__________________
|
#5
|
||
|
lol i got pulled over the other day, but my girlfriend was in the truck with me and we got out of the ticket
__________________
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein I tell the truth even w`en I lie. - Al Pacino, Scarface - ------------------------------ only the good die young |
#6
|
||
|
ah! corumba! lmao nice joke man.
__________________
|
#7
|
||||
|
only if someone actually had the balls to say that
__________________
Click here for the official member status images! Quote:
Quote:
|
#8
|
||
|
Thanks for the welcome and glad you liked my "favorite" joke. This is a nice site you all have here.
__________________
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/JOKE*HER/jokehersolo.jpg[/IMG] |
#10
|
||
|
Ok, but....warning! I like SPAM !....
__________________
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/JOKE*HER/jokehersolo.jpg[/IMG] |
#11
|
||
|
i know some one from the service he would have said something in that line to a police officer in a heartbeat.
as a joke i love it hate to see some one really say it to a police officer they be in deep trouble. lol
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com *Discord: Unknown77#7121 Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic] |
#12
|
||
|
HAHAHAHA excellent Mime and welcome to Nova HQ bro!!!!
Warm Regards |
#13
|
||
|
lmao lmao lmao
and welcoem |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
[Mature]Smoking is bad![Mature] | DevilDog#1 | General Chat | 8 | 10-01-2014 06:03 AM |
[Mature] | Guest001 | Humor & Jokes | 2 | 03-31-2011 03:34 PM |
Mature: | bigsmellyfart | Humor & Jokes | 2 | 06-30-2009 02:27 PM |
rectum dam near killed him < or i think thats how you spell it | Mstenger404 | Humor & Jokes | 2 | 05-20-2006 05:58 PM |
[Mature] | bigsmellyfart | Humor & Jokes | 2 | 05-28-2005 05:11 AM |