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![]() One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap apparently floating near the house. She saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back. It did not appear to be randomly floating, there seemed to be a studied pattern to the movement. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?" Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh, yes, that's my husband. I told him he was going to cut the grass today come Hell or high water!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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omg
sweet as ever
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lol
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lol
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