Beware XXXMAS Pudding

[sally]

CHRISTMAS CAKE


Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs> nuts
4 bottles of vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Method:

Sample the vodka to check quality.


Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.





Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK

Try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the
cups of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If
the
fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
sdrewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a ****.


Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven
and
piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka


and kick
the cat.

Fall into bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

[Shane]

lol well i am going ot have to try that out this x-mas

[Scott]

lol I read that somewhere last year. I liek it lol

[viking]

Hey Sally! I found U! Good 2 see u back on df1 2nite...long time no play girl :-)
I see u still have ur sense of humour 2.......:-)) where have u been we all missing u on df1.......
Like ur SIg by the way,,,very cool & very apt babe.
Hope 2 c u around on the battlefield again real soon. ;-)

[sally]

Hi Viking:-))
Yes it was good 2 be back on df1
I will keep popping in every now & then......just 2 keep u guys on ur toes!!
Take care till next killing time V.......:-)
Sal
x