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![]() Paolo Piaia walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store . Each day he stops an looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about. after about 2 months he saves the $300 for the shoes and purchases them. Every Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the Veneto Club, so Paolo seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance. He asks Sophia to dance, and as they dance he asks her, Sophia do your wear red panties tonight ?" Sophia startled, says, " Paolo , I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know ?" Paolo replies, " I see the reflection in my $300 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them ?" Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her, Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?" Rosa answers , Yes Paolo , I do but how do do yu know that . He answers, I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes. how do you like them?" Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played. Paolo asks Camella to dance. Midway though the dance his face turns red. He says Carmella, stilla my heat Pleasa tella me you wear no Panties tonight , please please , tell me thisa be true!" Camella smiles coyly and answers, yes Paolo , I wear not panties tonight.. Paolo gasps and says "THANK GOD .. I THOUGHT I HAD A CRACK IN MY NEW $300 BOCCELI LEATHER SHOES.... ![]()
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