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tradition of the little angel on the Christmas tree.
Santa having a bad day!
When eleven of Santa s' elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that five of them were about to give birth and seven others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, three of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered all over the ground. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had finished off the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and in a high irritated mood Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big fantastic Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful fantastic tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' Santa said "oh i know were hold still for 5min, i'll be right with you!" And so it began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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lol
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hmm
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