Pregnant Turkey

[bigsmellyfart]

Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant Turkey...!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry
bitterly. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

[Hellfighter]

love it totally

[atholon]

That was AWESOME!

One of the best Turkey Day ones I have seen

[Hellfighter]

i use it to send out a e-mail to family and friends
wishing them all a happy Thanksgiving day coming up,

anyways send them all a copy of this, this should make their day lighter

[peregrine falcon]

That's funny, its fun poking fun at the gullible. Mothers can be mean, I kept this guy I worked with going for like 2 weeks about a bridge I had for sale even got his mom to help keep it going.

[ShArP]

LMAO!!!!!!

n1

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally posted by peregrine falcon
That's funny, its fun poking fun at the gullible. Mothers can be mean, I kept this guy I worked with going for like 2 weeks about a bridge I had for sale even got his mom to help keep it going.

speakin of which next time ur @ sonic drive in and the car hop come out with your order
point behind her and say " ...hey you dropped a Dollar..."and you will get a good 360 view...

[peregrine falcon]

LOL

This is funny next time your in a line cashing out and the cashier tells you the price just give them the change part of it, say thanks, and start walking away.

Its like a total 180 from the reaction from when u walk away without getting your change.