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08-06-2008, 08:42 AM
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house wifes keep calling me up for a good time
last week i had 6 house wifes who love me a lot to go out for a good time with, we go to the movies, eat out some place and be-on that as will.
in the last 3mo i had a totally of 20-45 house wifes and single mother ask to go to some place to have a good time. i see them almost all the time i go in to town here in lake city fla USA i had my home phone change like 10x this year already and some how these house wife's dig it up, i think one work at the phone company and share it with the other house wifes. i can't seem to say no ether i try and they flash those sad eye at me. i know sooner or later one of these husbands will come gunning for me sooner or later! but i having a mooch good time! i can't seem to stop. it be all like 7/24 a week they call or stop by to go out some place gee.......i am so wicket! they handle all the cost as will, no money out of my pocket ether, will once one girl was really sad her husband a contractor die in Iraq, i taken her out after the fact and we had a good time and paid for her to go see her mother in oakland Calif $$$$.... Matt if you know what is good for you don't come here with your girl Friend you loose her real fast if she hear from these women in my area single mothers and house wifes here do like to have fun in many ways lol thank god i don't have any kids i would be in real trouble then. i been up for like 48hrs now with one of these house wife's who came by and enjoy each other very much none stop she gone back to her husband now...thank god i have things i need to do (phone is ringing right now! who could that be? not going to pick it up!) i going to fix a flat tire then go get some sleep asap
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08-07-2008, 02:49 PM
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ya know, it's 24/7 not 7/24
 but lol
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08-07-2008, 04:09 PM
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not with these girls
after i posted that up i had another 4 house wifes call me go out, and one single mother as will i had to turn them down taken a week off i said going out of town, dang two of the house wifes ask to come with me as will. no thanks gee lmfao
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