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Old 05-04-2008, 10:37 PM
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* Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore,
as there are no more thieves, murderers,
or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shlt.'

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Old 05-04-2008, 10:57 PM
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i don't think he's a masses great Dane, you know what breed he is?

i seen a masses great Dane down in Miami area long all go.

still think it funny what you came up with lmfao

have to say the girl look great as will lol
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:14 PM
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just let him loose in LA and he will be fine

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Old 05-05-2008, 09:48 PM
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he will get fat and have to be treated
for high molesterol
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:16 AM
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is that the results of gallons of anabolic steroids used on a dog?
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