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Old 11-18-2007, 12:21 AM
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Biggrin The game warden


A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"

The boy replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."

The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break
your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"

The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his butt and let him go!"
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Old 11-18-2007, 04:02 AM
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omg n1
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Old 11-18-2007, 11:23 PM
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i dont mean ill will or anything toward you
im just not very fond of the subject thats all
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Old 11-19-2007, 12:26 AM
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???????
you lost me some were

i like this is really, no trouble on my end at all
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Old 11-19-2007, 12:39 AM
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He's actually talking about the other thread William.

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Old 11-19-2007, 01:27 AM
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still no trouble there ether lol
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Old 11-19-2007, 01:50 AM
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lmfao

to think he's brother gone out there and seen it? would he think his brother sneaking around with another man? lol
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this is not about gay shiit and i dont want to hear it so shut ur pie hole
It was that, just incase you were thinking of something else.

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Old 11-19-2007, 03:36 AM
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i know what he meant by it np
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