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Old 12-12-2005, 09:39 AM
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what would happen if Pres.... Bush took a Viagra Pill...?



He would grow a few feet Taller
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:47 AM
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dont get it
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:43 AM
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dont get it
he's a dick
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Old 12-12-2005, 11:03 AM
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this is not funny guy, you had better days.

don't go below the belt ok.

like Panther and i don't get it ether sorry.

did not hit me as being funny.

there funny and there sick and lame this is rock bottom. do another one on another subject.
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Old 12-12-2005, 02:18 PM
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dude when he takes the viagra instead of getting a woody
he grows taller cause he 's the dick
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Old 12-12-2005, 03:01 PM
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sorry it still not as good as the others you came up with.

say make a joke about "woody Allen" see what you can do love to see one on him.
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:34 PM
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i dunno, i thought it was alright...

but then again, it is true.
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:42 PM
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jeez how did you not get it. they are saying that hes a dick. lay off the cell phone usage the waves are killing your brain cells
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:44 PM
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jeez how did you not get it. they are saying that hes a dick. lay off the cell phone usage the waves are killing your brain cells
LMFAO!!! Look who's talking!
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:32 PM
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I first thought because he was already 10 foot high and Bullet Proof. 14 would make him Big Foot..
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:45 AM
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Old 12-14-2005, 05:40 AM
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Mmmmm how very odd.....

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Old 12-17-2005, 01:06 AM
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This one really sucks...
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