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Old 11-02-2005, 09:40 AM
whitewarrior-wy is offline whitewarrior-wy
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Biggrin man and pub

a man goes in to a pub and orders a load of drinks with a cat under his left arm and a flimingo on his right shoulder so the cat says i aint paying for that after a while the bar man gets edgy so he asks how can you order so many drinks and you got a talking cat so the man says well when i was walking here i came across a magic lamp and wished for a lot of money so the bar man says what was your second wish the man replys with a bird with a tight pussy
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Old 11-02-2005, 09:47 AM
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i don't get the cat at all, as for the flimingo i some what got that part. did he get a 3rd wish?

oh the bird came with the cat. ok
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