Ole & Lena

[bigsmellyfart]

Ole took Lena home with him and took off his shirt.
Lena says, "Ole, dat's some chest you have dere."
Ole says, "Yah, Lena, dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of
dynamite."
Next he took off his pants.

Lena says, "Ole, dat's nice tighs und calves you have dere."
Ole says, "Lena, dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite."
Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his undershorts.

Lena screamed and ran out the door.
Ole put his clothes back on and ran after her.
Catching her, Ole said, "Lena, vy did you run out like dat?"

Lena said, "Vell, Ole, vit all dat dynamite around, I taught
it vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas."

[Terry]

lmfao

[BADDOG]

HAHAHAHA very good!!!!

Regards

[Erik]

Holy s**t that was funny!