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Old 09-19-2005, 12:54 AM
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Biggrin Hangin in there

This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me.. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck....."
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:11 AM
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:55 PM
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oh damn lol .. that's harsh
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Old 09-19-2005, 03:19 PM
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LOL!
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Old 09-19-2005, 03:32 PM
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LMAO, thats an awesome one
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:44 AM
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LMAO very good!!!!

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Old 09-20-2005, 01:35 PM
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Old 09-20-2005, 02:06 PM
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haha good joke.
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Old 09-20-2005, 02:10 PM
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very nice lmao
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Old 09-29-2005, 08:15 PM
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that was cold blooded!!

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