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Old 08-01-2005, 07:33 PM
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Use condoms-dont have kids

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/nokids.html

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Old 08-01-2005, 09:46 PM
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If my kid would ever do that, he would have been smacked upside the head so fast he'd get whiplash.
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Old 08-01-2005, 10:06 PM
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That's why I think it should be legal to beat your kid. Not kick his ass but bend him over your knee and smack his bare ass.
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Old 08-02-2005, 12:37 AM
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kid needs a willow branch to meet his bottom side a time or two
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Old 08-02-2005, 12:59 AM
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That's why I think it should be legal to beat your kid. Not kick his ass but bend him over your knee and smack his bare ass.
yea your right but some law enforcement would love to jump on them if they get the word they did this to their kids really fast. be sides some may love it to much and keep on doing it to them. lol

you know what i would say were the duck tap, i'll tap that kids mouth right up, get home pull it off real slow too.
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Old 08-02-2005, 01:06 AM
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fak i clicked it to lol.

the message "this will disable it" should have been put before

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Old 08-02-2005, 07:20 AM
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Hey we have all acted like tha tat somepoint lol, I know i have. But damn i wont have kids anyway they piss me off to much
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Old 08-02-2005, 10:03 AM
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That's why I think it should be legal to beat your kid. Not kick his ass but bend him over your knee and smack his bare ass.
Couldn't agree more....theres nothing wrong with a little discipline now and then!!!!

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Old 08-02-2005, 10:28 AM
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Hey we have all acted like tha tat somepoint lol, I know i have. But damn i wont have kids anyway they piss me off to much
i only meet one kid she good. other then that most i know of i can do without.

the kid when i first meet her mother and her, the kid was like 8yrs or 10yrs. now days she turn 18yrs old and gone into the world. lost contact i can only hope she ok now days.
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Old 08-02-2005, 12:37 PM
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I have 0 Kids and planning on keeping it that way. But my mother just moved in with me and brought my 2 sisters and brother, now that they are here i can never have peace on this computer cause the pc is in this game room i got and theres a pinball machine near it so everytime i get on they run downstairs and play so i can't here crap lmao. NO KIDS ARE GOOD TO ME! lol
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Old 08-02-2005, 12:50 PM
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if that was my kid i woulda give him sumin to scream about!

besides i dont plan on havin kids, as sweet as they can be, they have too many downsides and cost too much LOL!
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Old 08-02-2005, 09:23 PM
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I have 0 Kids and planning on keeping it that way. But my mother just moved in with me and brought my 2 sisters and brother, now that they are here i can never have peace on this computer cause the pc is in this game room i got and theres a pinball machine near it so everytime i get on they run downstairs and play so i can't here crap lmao. NO KIDS ARE GOOD TO ME! lol
will can you move it to your bedroom, there it should be less sound coming from the kids
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