Turbulance

bigsmellyfart · #1 05-18-2005, 08:55 AM

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through
a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and
things go, from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young
to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm
going to die, I want my last minutes to be
memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can
make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten
their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the
desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man
from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and
hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
shirt.....one button at a time.....no one moves......he
removes his shirt......muscles ripple across his chest
.....she gasps.......he whispers.... "iron this -- and then
get me a beer."