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Old 05-02-2005, 02:44 PM
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well, there are three explorers in a desert island, while exploring they met a tribe of cannibals on their way and get captured.
the chief of the tribe tells them: there are two tasks that you have to accomplish in order to not to get eat; the first one i s that you have to find 10 fruits of the same type and bring them back.
the explorers go in the forest and after a while the first comes back with 10 cherries, so the chief anounces that the second task is to pop the ten fruits he found in his ass without changing his facial expression.
the explorer pops one, two, three, but at the fourth cherry he makes a face of pain, so the tribe boils him and have a fat lunch.
after an hour the second explorer comes back with 10 apples, the chief tells him about the second task, so he begins with one, two, three, four apples in his ass, at the five he has an overwhelming pain in his ass but still continues with six, seven, eight, nine, but when he was popping the last apple in his own ass he laughs and the tribe cooks him and eat a fat dinner.
in heaven the first explorer mets the second and asks him why did he laugh, he was a step far from staying alive, he could have done it , why???
so the second explorers answers " i couldn't have laughed, whn i saw the third explorer coming back with 10 watermelons!!!!"

hope ya liked it, sorry for my poor english....
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Old 05-02-2005, 02:47 PM
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-02-2005, 03:35 PM
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omg omg lmafo
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Old 05-02-2005, 05:00 PM
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LMFAO really good

i mean really really big pop lol
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Old 05-02-2005, 05:07 PM
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lol

there is a very similar joke around to, but this is funny
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