The Bank Robbery

[bigsmellyfart]

an item in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's recording system, one robber said,
"At least we'll have a bite to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find a single pound of sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

[EDGE]

that is sick...im getting a queazy stomach just thinkin about it...

[Hellfighter]

OMG what nutso must be they never know what a sperm bank is only see the name Bank had to rob it thinking it had money in it. bit when they get word of it they be seeing a doctor soon to see if they got AID/HIV.

man thats is really sick lmfao IRELAND'S must have a lot of drop out in that country

[Lucky]

ewww......................................... sickos

[Hellfighter]

i was think what if they got addicted to it and had to get more of that sperm vanilla flavor pudding? if they be going back to it anytime soon.

they be thinking it be like fine wine and that was very good pudding to eat lmfao will there be a come back any time soon?

[Dr. Bullet]

I'm about to hurk...o so nasty

[Hellfighter]

thats what i love about this site you can think up everything under the sun as long it clean to a point.

maybe the sperm bank get a new shipment in from a sperm whale. 3tons of it.

[BADDOG]

Good Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Regards a some what sickly baddog!!!!!

[bigsmellyfart]

Proten

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by bigsmellyfart
Proten

gee were you read that at or hear about it? is there any truth to it? or have you tested it out any?

we like to know were you get this fact from?

all above is a joke only but it be a great laugh to know it anyway.

think there was a male rock singer who eat sperm, to much of it and had his stomach pump-out it block the open going to his bowls. was on the news back in early 80s

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally posted by Chief ADFP
gee were you read that at or hear about it? is there any truth to it? or have you tested it out any?

we like to know were you get this fact from?

all above is a joke only but it be a great laugh to know it anyway.

think there was a male rock singer who eat sperm, to much of it and had his stomach pump-out it block the open going to his bowls. was on the news back in early 80s

no personal experience just tryin to every one vomit

[Hellfighter]

lol