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Old 11-18-2009, 05:56 PM
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same as the fml thread, but a different site


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Today, my friend texted me saying he was coming out of the closet. He then came out of my closet. MLIA.
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Yesterday, I was reading MLIA from my iPod Touch. Me and my family got in our car and once we drove out of my wifi server's range, a box popped up as we went over a shady bridge. The box asked which server I wanted to join, and just as we went over that bridge, the server 'BATCAVE' came up. I'm on to you, Batman. MLIA
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

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Old 11-18-2009, 06:06 PM
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ha that is better than fml

Today, I was looking for a picture of Waldo on the internet so I could draw a picture of him. I searched on Google Images and found a picture of him that looked like it would be a good reference. When I clicked on the picture to enlarge it, it said that the webpage could not be found. You win this time, Waldo. MLIA.


Today I was slacking off at work and I searched "what should I do?" in Mystery Google. I got "hide" so I hid beneath my desk right as my boss walked by, looking for someone to do a long and tedious job. Thank you, Mystery Google. MLIA
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:14 PM
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ha that is better than fml

today, i was looking for a picture of waldo on the internet so i could draw a picture of him. I searched on google images and found a picture of him that looked like it would be a good reference. When i clicked on the picture to enlarge it, it said that the webpage could not be found. You win this time, waldo. Mlia.


Today i was slacking off at work and i searched "what should i do?" in mystery google. I got "hide" so i hid beneath my desk right as my boss walked by, looking for someone to do a long and tedious job. Thank you, mystery google. Mlia
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:15 PM
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please put them in qutoes.


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A few years ago, I was working as a lifeguard at a water park that was down the street from a Walmart. After leaving work, I found out Walmart was on emergency lockdown. Turns out they had accidentily gotten onto our radio frequency, and overheard the "Code Brown" we had called because someone had pooped in the pool. Apparently "Code Brown" at Walmart means there's a sniper in the store. New favorite game? I think so.
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Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. The conversation got funny and I cracked a joke, he replied with "LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB". When I questioned him about it, he wrote "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer." Never again will I say "lol". MLIA
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Today, I was walking in the hallway while I should've been in class when my principle walked past me. I quickly did a somersault, hid behind a wall, and noticed he had disappeared. When I turned around, he was standing behind me and said "you're not the only ninja here." and walked away. MLIA
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 11-18-2009, 06:49 PM
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Site stealer, I posted that in another thread.
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:03 PM
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is ok. but I like FML better...... but, whatever flips yer cookie.....
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:10 PM
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Today, while at McDonald's, I was next in line. I couldn't decide on what I wanted. So when I got called up, I nonchalantly ordered a Krabby Patty. Without a moment of hesitation, the cute cashier turn around and yelled back to the fry cook, "DAN, TELL SPONGEBOB TO COME BACK FROM HIS BREAK, WE'VE GOT COSTUMERS WAITING." He gave me his number. MLIA.
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 11-19-2009, 07:34 AM
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Today, my bus drove by an open field with about five horses in it. Standing among them was a man brushing his teeth. I'm still confused. MLIA.
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Today I found out that the plant in my kitchen I've been watering for almost a year is fake. MLIA
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:24 AM
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LOL!!!! the last one should be in FML
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:13 PM
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yea, lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 11-19-2009, 04:48 PM
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Today, while at McDonald's, I was next in line. I couldn't decide on what I wanted. So when I got called up, I nonchalantly ordered a Krabby Patty. Without a moment of hesitation, the cute cashier turn around and yelled back to the fry cook, "DAN, TELL SPONGEBOB TO COME BACK FROM HIS BREAK, WE'VE GOT COSTUMERS WAITING." He gave me his number. MLIA.
haha, thats pretty good.
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Old 12-26-2009, 02:07 PM
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this one happened to me today

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Today, i was reading Awesome Facts on my Ipod Touch. I came across one that said "The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer," I laughed at the irony. MLIA
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 12-26-2009, 10:37 PM
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^ LOL big surprise there.....
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Old 12-27-2009, 09:20 AM
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yeah, i submitted it to MLIA, but i dont think it got accepted
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 01-09-2010, 07:32 PM
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Today, I decided to get a sprite from the vending machine. I really wanted iced tea, but it was sold out. But when I hit the button to buy a sprite, iced tea came out. Thank you, magical vending machine, for knowing what I really wanted. MLIA
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