Senior Wedding

[bigsmellyfart]

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami ,
are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on
the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes.."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist : "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism ?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills ,
Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease ?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[Hellfighter]

the best place in town to have it at lol

[Sam]

Lol

[ShArP]

lol

[EDGE]

Best one in a long time

[RedrumSalad]

lmao, i was drinking a soda when i read this, im lucky i didnt spit all over my keyboard from laughing