Old Couple/ Pickle Slicer

[midknight]

Old Couple


An old couple was sitting at the breakfast table on their 60th wedding aniversary.

The husband says to the wife "there sure are some good memories here. How about we get naked for old times sake"

The wife replies "ok lets do it"

they both get naked......

the wife says "you know honey my nipples are just as hot for you now as i was 60 years ago."

the husband replies "no wonder! one is in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee"!



Pickle Slicer

Bill worked at a pickle factory for most of his adult life. He came home one day however, with some very disturbing news. He came home and told his wife "honey, i have a problem". "what is it dear" she says. "i have an obsession...i keep wanting to put my penis in the pickle slicer". She suggests that he go and see a sex doctor. he says no and insists that he work it out on his own. One day he comes back home with a sad look on his face.

"YOU DIDNT" HIS WIFE YELLS.
"i did" he sadly replies.
"WELL WHAT HAPPENED?" SHE ASKS
"i got fired" he says
"NO NO I MEAN WITH THE PICKLE SLICER" she demands.
"o, that" he says "she got fired too"

[Steve]

lmao great stuff.