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05-18-2005, 08:55 AM
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Turbulance
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through
a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go, from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a time.....no one moves......he removes his shirt......muscles ripple across his chest .....she gasps.......he whispers.... "iron this -- and then get me a beer." 
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05-18-2005, 04:26 PM
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Hehehe, smart guy
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05-18-2005, 04:28 PM
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Typical!!
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05-18-2005, 04:30 PM
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She asked for it...
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05-18-2005, 04:32 PM
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That's NOT what she asked for!!! Hint:
 
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05-18-2005, 04:43 PM
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I know
 I'm not that blonde
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05-18-2005, 04:46 PM
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Just covering my bases
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05-18-2005, 04:56 PM
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Sure ya were...
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05-18-2005, 04:57 PM
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My thought on that is, if she hasn't been made to feel like a "woman" up to that point, there's probably a very good reason
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#14
05-20-2005, 01:00 PM
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man with dr and dd in every thread it takes me 10 min to get to the end lol. good joke good old southern for yea
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05-20-2005, 02:14 PM
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It's great laughs the whole way though
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