Mature: Bedtime story

[bigsmellyfart]

it was 8 pm time for little Johnny to go to bed
after a few minutes his father entered his
bedroom sat down and began to read from a children's book.
after a few pages there was a big picture
of a horse with a single horn on its forehead...

little Johnny... " what's that daddy...? "

Daddy..." why son that's the famous fabled Unicorn...! "

little Johnny's daddy finished the sorry and turned out the light...

a few days latter little Johnny's daddy was taking a shower
all of a sudden little Johnny burst into the bathroom to relieve himself...
at the same time little Johnny's daddy stepped out of the shower...
a few moments later little Johnny ran out of the bathroom screaming and crying
like he just fell off his bike...

little Johnny's Mommy... " are you hurt...? "

little Johnny..." no...! "

little Johnny's Mommy... " then what's wrong son...? "

little Johnny... " Daddy turned into a Unicorn...? "





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