Mature: The Bull Frogg

[bigsmellyfart]

A woman went into a store to buy her
husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around,
she found that all the pets were very expensive. She
told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't
want to spend a fortune.



'Well,' said the clerk, 'I
have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been
trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the
woman replied.


'It hasn't been proved but
we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.



The woman thought it would be a great
gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for
her! She bought the frog.



When she explained froggy's
ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and
laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking
she may never need to perform this less than riveting act
again.



In the middle of the night, she was
awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere,
making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the
frog reading cookbooks.



'What are you two doing at this
hour?' she asked.



The husband replied, 'If I can
teach this frog to cook, your @ss is gone.'

[Hellfighter]

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