my new truck has radio voice activated

[Hellfighter]

I bought a 2009 GMC Sierra, but had to return it to the
dealer last week, because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Let me show you," and the salesman said to the radio, "Nelson."

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" All of a sudden, that radio began playing, "On The Road Again" from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!," and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome masterpieces.

Yesterday, Jesse Jackson had some Illegal Aliens in his truck, ran a red light, and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved just in time to avoid them.

I yelled, "You dumb idiots!"

Immediately, the Iranian National Anthem began to play, vocals by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with William Ayers on guitar, and Rev. Jeremiah Wright leading the choir.

Saul Alinsky was on drums, Louis Farrakhan on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi was on tambourine, Harry Reid on the spoons, and Karl Marx was on the juice harp, while Bill Clinton was playing the sax and Ted Kennedy was on Scotch & soda! asking for another round please.

I gotta’ say, I just LOVE this new truck!