Greg's Girlfriend

[ShArP]

Greg's girlfriend was in the kitchen preparing to cook soft boiled
eggs for breakfast as he walked in. She turned and said, "You've got
to make love to me this very moment."

Greg's eyes lit up and he thought,"'This is my lucky day. Not wanting
to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all....right
there on the kitchen table.


Afterwards she said, "'Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than
a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"


She explained, "'The egg timer's broken."