Subject: Golf

[bigsmellyfart]

Subject: Golf


A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped
tightly around his throat.


Naturally, the Doctor asked him,
"What happened to you?"


"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow
pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking
around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its
rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in
the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up,
I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'


I just don't remember much after that."

[Hellfighter]

oh man thats real good one lmfao big time