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Old 08-18-2006, 03:00 AM
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tell us about panks you pull off in any games on others

me i done this in many's games this works in all type of games.

basic your in the game you got some newbie who think he knows everything about the game. will you say ok


press Flag-key & L-Key together it "its a eye opener" then. in the game.

basic it log-them off to the log-in screen of windows.

you be shock how many leave the game. you tell them it do anything it don't matter.

sample:

hey jerk read the rules press Flag-key and the L-key together, a panel come up you can read the rules then STFU.

thats how i catch most of them with the ingame rules not real at all.
how i had so many come back so hot.
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Old 08-18-2006, 08:59 AM
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you can say if you cntrl + alt + delte its wallhack
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Old 08-18-2006, 09:11 AM
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My absolute favorit thing to do in bhd is to join my server under a different name and play my hardest to get my own squad mates to call my "player" a cheater.


Its something how fast their story changes when I announce who I really am.

its even funner when your sitting in vent listening to them discuss your player, not realizing its you...



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Old 08-18-2006, 09:30 AM
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My absolute favorit thing to do in bhd is to join my server under a different name and play my hardest to get my own squad mates to call my "player" a cheater.


Its something how fast their story changes when I announce who I really am.

its even funner when your sitting in vent listening to them discuss your player, not realizing its you...



IcI

hehe done this when the reast of the team is on teamspeak, they even went on observer and into my eyes when playing to check me out. it didnt help with them keep sayign where they were on TS so i looked even more dodgy hehe



i think the best ones are to catch out people who would liek to cheat at the drop of a hat

e.g. "for infinate ammo press ALT+F4"

e.g. in DFLW
"to fly around the map and still shoot people press ESC and type FLY"

so esssentially they hit ESC and u get the option to quit yes or no, pressing Y in FLY will quit their game

some say it's mean, i say they were prepaired to cheat, so their fault

works a treat in a full server when you have mates waiting to join
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Old 08-18-2006, 11:12 PM
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works a treat in a full server when you have mates waiting to join
Hehe... true!

I didn't have a prank, but I did have a suprise.

When I was playing DF1, I downloaded a mod that allows you to use the AK47 in the game. I remember it saying don't use it in MP. In fact, I did! Then I came in the server and I said ''Hey I got an AK47'' and they all wanted to see it, including the opposition! For some reason when they saw it they never said anything; either 'cause they saw nothing and got pissed off at me for lying, or something else.

Couldn't kill anyone with it too. Shot people 100 times and nothing.

Also someone on the other side wanted to have a look, and I said ''Look at it for 10secs and then we get back to battling'' and after the 10secs I knifed him! Stupid fella!

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Old 08-18-2006, 11:38 PM
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e.g. in DFLW
"to fly around the map and still shoot people press ESC and type FLY"

so esssentially they hit ESC and u get the option to quit yes or no, pressing Y in FLY will quit their game

some say it's mean, i say they were prepaired to cheat, so their fault

works a treat in a full server when you have mates waiting to join

I'll have to try that next time I am playing undercover with my squad, see if any of them fall for it


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Old 08-20-2006, 11:42 AM
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Hehe... true!

I didn't have a prank, but I did have a suprise.

When I was playing DF1, I downloaded a mod that allows you to use the AK47 in the game. I remember it saying don't use it in MP. In fact, I did! Then I came in the server and I said ''Hey I got an AK47'' and they all wanted to see it, including the opposition! For some reason when they saw it they never said anything; either 'cause they saw nothing and got pissed off at me for lying, or something else.

Couldn't kill anyone with it too. Shot people 100 times and nothing.

Also someone on the other side wanted to have a look, and I said ''Look at it for 10secs and then we get back to battling'' and after the 10secs I knifed him! Stupid fella!

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LMAO can you imagine actually doing that on a real battlefield??

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Old 08-20-2006, 12:13 PM
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while playing americas army on the bridge level, i wanted the sniper class, but those spots were already taken, and considering that the level was foggy, i told my teamates "open up the command bar "`" and enter "exit fog" to remove fog and see the whole map. I knew that command would kick them out of the whole game and so i got my sniper rifle.
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Old 08-22-2006, 07:26 AM
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i like to toss a couple of satchel charges on an unarmed 105 or a little bird and crash into the enemy on the ground or in
the air or at sea....KAMAKAZIEEEEEE............
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