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Old 08-22-2006, 07:15 AM
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Biggrin Forest Gump and the psychiatrist

Forest Gump went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems.
Everytime I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. Im scared. I
Think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk
to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those
fears."

"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
"I'll sleep on it," said Forest Gump.

Six months later the doctor met Forest Gump on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?"
asked the psychiatrist.

"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot
of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all
that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"

"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!"
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Old 08-22-2006, 08:52 AM
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Old 08-22-2006, 02:08 PM
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