"NAIR" Hair Remover

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NAIR" Hair Remover

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it
to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he
cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then
proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from
reccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair
remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist tells her, "If you're going to use
this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist says, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs, either. If you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The pharmacist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."