Lena and Ole

[bigsmellyfart]

Ole lived across river from Clarence whom he didn't like at all. They
all the time were yelling across the river at each other.

Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis river, I'd come
over dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!"

This went on for years. Finally the state built a bridge across the
river right there by their houses.

Ole's wife, Lena, says, "Now is you chance, Ole, vhy don't you go over
dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you vould?"

Ole says, "OK, by yiminy I tink I vill do yust dat".

Ole started for the bridge but he sees a sign on the bridge an he stops
to read it, then he turns around and comes back home.

Lena asked, "vhy did you come back?"

Ole said, "Lena, I tink I change my mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence,
you know, dey put a sign on da bridge dat says "Clarence is 13 ft. 6
in." You know, he don't look near dat big vhen I yell at him from across
da river"

[Mstenger404]

lmfao!