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Old 08-28-2005, 12:08 PM
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Biggrin What is the difference between girls/women
What is the difference between girls/women
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???
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Old 08-28-2005, 12:34 PM
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Old 08-28-2005, 12:59 PM
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Old 08-28-2005, 01:03 PM
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Old 08-28-2005, 01:29 PM
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Old 08-28-2005, 01:41 PM
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