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Old 07-08-2005, 01:12 AM
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Wink stranded

Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several
months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided them their food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer
yelled down from the tree, "WOW. I can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction."

The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said. "I think you're hallucinating and you've finally lost your mind."

But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked
blonde woman, face up and totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her, dragged her up on the beach, and discovered, yes, she was alive.

One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long time. Do you think we should,...you know, screw her?"

The second lawyer, asked, "Out of What?"


















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Old 07-08-2005, 03:14 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA good 1!!!!

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