celebration

[bigsmellyfart]

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate
college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to
find that they are to be executed in the morning, though
none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair,
and is asked if she has any last words. She says, I just
graduated from Brigham Young University and believe in
the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of
the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing
happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg
for her forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a
brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words,
"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I
believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part
of the innocent." They throw the switch and, again,
nothing happens. Again, they all immediately
prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and
release her. The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and
says, "Well, I'm from the University of Michigan and
just graduated with a degree in Electrical
Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

[atholon]

Hahahaha

'cept someone from BYU probably isn't going to get drunk.

[BADDOG]

LMAO very good bro!!!!

Regards