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Old 05-21-2005, 08:13 AM
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Not in a Nursing Home! [sorta MATURE]

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing
home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next
morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set
her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She
seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in
her chair.

Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten
her up.

Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the
other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.
This goes on all morning.

Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to
her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all
right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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Old 05-21-2005, 08:49 AM
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way to go ma
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Old 05-22-2005, 11:32 AM
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haha
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Old 05-23-2005, 03:10 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA good 1!!!!

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Old 05-23-2005, 08:22 AM
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Hahaha
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:37 PM
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hmmn lol
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