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Old 05-16-2005, 02:54 PM
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A couple of guys in a pickup truck:

A couple of guys in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
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Old 05-16-2005, 02:57 PM
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Old 05-16-2005, 03:26 PM
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Old 05-16-2005, 10:09 PM
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:38 AM
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lol i dont want him to build anything for me.
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Old 05-17-2005, 11:13 AM
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LMAO very good !!!!

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