Redneck Billy Joe Bob

[bigsmellyfart]

Redneck Billy Joe Bob, while not a
brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.
His fame grew and soon people from all
over the country were coming to him for
paintings. One day, a beautiful young
woman pulled up to his house
in a stretch limo. She asked Billy Joe Bob
if he would paint her in the nude. This
was the first time anyone had
made this request. The beautiful lady
said money was no
object; she was willing to pay $50,000.
Not wanting to get into trouble with his
cousin/wife Bobby Sue,
Billy Joe Bob asked the lady to wait
while he went in the
house and conferred with his cousin/wife
Bobby Sue. In a few minutes he re-turned
and told the lady he was
willing to do it. However, he would have
to leave his socks on so he would have
some place to wipe his brushes

[Mauser 98K]

lol i think she needs to rephrase the request

[atholon]

hahahaha

[Stu]

lolz nice one
-Tecceh2

[BADDOG]

Lol lol good 1!!!!

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