Lol Wtf?

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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

[atholon]

Man you would have thought they'd stop it after the lion mauled the first guy/girl.

[Scott]

lmfao

[Dr. Bullet]

LMFAO!!! That's the most hilarious news line ever!

[Mauser 98K]

ha ha

[score]

Wow I don't know whether to laugh or be upset. I know it is startling though
Did the midgets have anything but their barehands? Or did they have weapons?

[BADDOG]

Good grief now I've read it all lol!!!!

WArm Regards

[Dr. Bullet]

*In small, squeaky voice* C'mon fellas, let's kick this lion's butt! *battle cry* Ooo sh*t guys, it got Bobby, run for your lives!

That would make a hilarious flash joke

[Stephen]

don't even know what to say lol

[atholon]

Yeah but how could you live with yourselves actually being there and seeing people get torn to shreds for entertainment.

[Dr. Bullet]

It would be absolutely awful.

But to think that any number of people, much less midgets, can kill a lion with their bare hands is ludicrous.

[Trojan]

I was a Gladiator in my past life. You should have seen me. Heh, I'm tough.

























lmfao, right!

[Hellfighter]

man feed the loin some deer before the fight, then they may have won it and the loin be dead.

man that loin had a good meal that day lol

loins says i have 45 big man mac without the buns please! i like them be alive thanks you. we only have 42 at this time would that be ok, yep i take them all now. lol

[Trojan]

lmfao

[Matt]

i dont even know what to say

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by Trojan
I was a Gladiator in my past life. You should have seen me. Heh, I'm tough.

lmfao, right!

i was pop IIV in my pass life. lol

Originally posted by Trilogy
i dont even know what to say

i know one of them guys had to said to the loin "Bite me"

[Grenademan]

Damn...and I thought people who sting themselves with box jellyfish were crazy...

[Trojan]

Would you be happy with yourself if you were a midget? Eveything would have to be right for me to enjoy it. Going out fighting a lion may be the most exciting and honorable thing they could have ever done.