Bumper Stickers you would Like to See

[bigsmellyfart]

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.



Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"


The proctologist called
...they found your head.


Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.


Save your breath...You'll need it to inflate your date.

Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.


WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.



Guys..just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.


Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"


Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.



Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.




If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.


Hang up and drive!!


And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America
...now speak English and Keep on going....

[BADDOG]

LMAO good stuff bro!!!!


Regards & Seasons Greetings

[Storm.]

lol n1

[Hellfighter]

lmfao nice

like this one mostly:

WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.

[Stu]

LMAO.

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends

Harsh but funny .
- Warm regards & holiday wishes

[^Atreyu]

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

LMFAO! I'll have to remember that one!

[GeeFuss]

1st one is the best! ROFLMAO

[ArcticWolf]

My favorite one has always been:


Would you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?

[-Tigger-]

"Guys..just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one."

lmao.. nice

[Hellfighter]

i would like to see one made up thats says:

That will trick off drivers that talk on cell phones and they are next to each others on the same road way in their own car was funny to see these call girl driving next to each other when they got mad they slow dawn and yell at other. A highway trooper stop them both and gave them a ticket for driven too slow was funny. Think the trooper got really mad moving for 2mile taken him 30min to get down the road. he had it he turn on his lights and move up to both of them flag them both over got out and started to yell at them. Pull his book out and write them up and taking his time at all.