Got Jokes II!

[TCOp]

There was this guy who took very good care of his body.
He lifted weights, and jogged six miles everyday. One
morning, he looked in the mirror and admired his body.
He noticed that he was sun-tanned all over, except his
penis, which he decided to do something about.

That afternoon he went to the beach, got completely
undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for
his penis.

Two old ladies came walking along the beach. Upon seeing
the thing sticking out of the sand, one old lady began to
move it around with her cane, remarking to the other old
lady, saying, “You know, there really is no justice in
the world.”

The other lady said, “What do you mean by that?”
The old lady said, “Look at that, when I was 20.
I was curious about it, when I was 30, I enjoyed it,
when I was 40, I asked for it,
when I was 50, I paid for it,
when I was 60, I prayed for it,
when I was 70, I forgot about it and now that I’m 80
, the damn things are growing wild and I’m too old to squat!”

[midknight]

OMG! UR NASTY :o