How "old" are you?

[Stalker61]

This is good! 'Course, it doesn't apply to any of us! 30 Years Difference

1964: Long hair
2004: Longing for hair

1964: The perfect high
2004: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1964: KEG
2004: EKG

1964: Acid rock
2004: Acid reflux

1964: Moving to California because it's cool
2004: Moving to California because it's warm

1964: Growing pot
2004: Growing pot belly

1964: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1964: Seeds and stems
2004: Roughage

1964: Killer weed
2004: Weed killer

1964: Hoping for a BMW
2004: Hoping for a BM

1964: The Grateful Dead
2004: Dr. Kevorkian

1964: Going to a new, hip joint
2004: Receiving a new hip joint

1964: Rolling Stones
2004: Kidney Stones

1964: Being called into the principal's office
2004: Calling the principal's office

1964: Screw the system
2004: Upgrade the system

1974: Disco
2004: Costco

1964: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1964: Passing the driver's test
2004: Passing the vision test

1964: Whatever
2004: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1986. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are!
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard:
"Where's the Beef?"
"I'd walk a mile for a Camel"
"de plane Boss, de plane"
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even was.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
1984 is just a year

[.enfo.]

wierd lmao