little red riding hood

[BOne]

one day little red riding hood was on her way through the forest to grannies house...when sudenly a little bunny pops out ...."be carefull riding hood" said the bunny "the big bad wolf's gonna hop outta the woods,rip your red hood off rip your red panties down and scr## the heck out of you".. oh no hes not replied riding hood...and continued to walk on...further down the road a deer hops out..."carefull riding hood, the big bad wolfs gonna hop out rip your red hood off rip your red panties down and scr@@ the heck out of you" oh no hes not replied riding hood and walked on......suddenly the big bad wolf hops out....."alright riding hood..its time for me to rip your red hood off....pull your red panties down and scr@@ the heck out of you....."riding hood pulled out a glock 17 and said...."nope your gonna eat me like the book says!"