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Old 04-22-2004, 05:08 PM
Dragon-SC- is offline Dragon-SC-
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skinny dipping

An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice;
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was
properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond,he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dippingin
his pond..

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end
of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or
make you get out of the pond naked."


"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:12 PM
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thats good
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