SCAREY

[Scorpion101]

A PASSENGER IN A TAXI TAPPED THE DRIVER ON THE
SHOULDER TO ASK HIM SOMETHING. THE DRIVER SCREAMED,
LOST CONTROL OF THE CAB, NEARLY HIT A BUS, DROVE UP
OVER THE CURB, AND STOPPED JUST INCHES FROM A LARGE
PLATE GLASS WINDOW.

FOR A FEW MOMENTS EVERYTHING WAS SILENT IN THE CAB,
THEN THE DRIVER SAID, "PLEASE, DON'T EVER DO THAT
AGAIN. YOU SCARED THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME".

THE PASSENGER, WHO WAS ALSO FRIGHTENED, APOLOGIZED AND
SAID HE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT A TAP ON THE SHOULDER
COULD FRIGHTEN HIM SO MUCH, TO WHICH THE DRIVER
REPLIED, "I'M VERY SORRY, IT'S REALLY NOT YOUR FAULT
AT ALL. TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY DRIVING A CAB. I'VE BEEN
DRIVING A HEARSE FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS!

[EDGE]

don't get it

[Cujo>DK<]

Originally posted by E.D.G.E
don't get it

Well If I drove a hearse I know it'd scare the crap out of me for someone in "the back" to tap me on the shoulder.

[EDGE]

ooooooooooooooo....ok...lol...good 1

[Hellfighter]

I got it nice punch liner

[BADDOG]

Lol good 1!


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