Flower show

[bigsmellyfart]

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town

hall where a flower show was in progress.

The thin one leaned over and said,” Life is so darned boring. We never have

any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that

stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.

As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her

clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the

flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall,

followed by loud applause.

The smiling and naked old lady burst out through the door surrounded by a

cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.



"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."