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Old 02-12-2008, 10:12 PM
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Biggrin hypothetical election situation

If Hillary clinton won the election...
and exits the white house to the heli pad
and the presidential heli blows her Dress up..
the media would see President BUSH agn...

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Old 02-12-2008, 10:20 PM
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p.s. the old bush movin out
and new bush b movin in...

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Old 02-12-2008, 11:10 PM
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Well if Hillary wins does that make Bill the first lady?
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Old 02-13-2008, 05:41 AM
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bigsmellyfart
as always love it totally

Mike:
no it would make Bill the first drag queen in the white house j/k
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Old 02-13-2008, 08:09 PM
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Well if Hillary wins does that make Bill the first lady?
Seriously, that never even crossed my mind. What will he be labeled?

This is a serious question, btw.
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Old 02-13-2008, 09:56 PM
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There is no formal protocol for addressing former presidents (or is there for POTUS himself), however it is common practice to refer to former presidents as Mr. President, I suspect that Bill will be referred to in that way...

If the need for a title to define him as the spouse of the current president arrises, i suspect it will be President Consort or First Consort. But if they appeared at a function I think theyll be introduced as

"The President of the United States Hillary Clinton; and President Clinton"

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na i think it be more like presidents Hillary Clinton and her Husband Bill Clinton or Expresidents Bill Clinton.

who know we have to wait and see.

maybe she get even with bill with all his crazy acts he did when he was in the White house too lol
she repay the favor to him
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:31 AM
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you dont call them ex-presidents to their face. Ive called former POTUS's mate before by never ex-prez lol
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The first Gentlemen?
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