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Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-25-2020, 04:03 PM
Replies: 0
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Posted By MAJWIZ
Letter to bank

86-year Old Lady's Letter to Bank

Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three nanoseconds must...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-24-2020, 01:43 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 237
Posted By MAJWIZ
When I sent a RENT check to my landlord last year...

When I sent a RENT check to my landlord last year from FT.WALTON BEACH FL. it went to Pensacola fl. San Francisco ca., Hawaii, Guam back to San Francisco Ca. Kay Utah, Omaha Ne.,Pensacola Fl. Tampa...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-12-2020, 12:21 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 90
Posted By MAJWIZ
Mature: Women vs handguns

TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN .

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - ...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-10-2020, 12:53 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 112
Posted By MAJWIZ
85 VS 25 mature:

MATURE:
Morris at 85 marries Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-20-2020, 10:57 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 164
Posted By MAJWIZ
Married for 50 years (MATURE)

mature:
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when
the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think,...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 06-23-2020, 07:15 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 240
Posted By MAJWIZ
Army ranger

An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he
Received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that
she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she...
Forum: General Chat 05-11-2020, 02:00 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,114
Posted By MAJWIZ
When I get a fake phone call I give the phone to...

When I get a fake phone call I give the phone to my 5 year old granddaughter, it normally take 2-3 min before they hang up. (she likes to talk on the phone.)
Forum: Delta Force 02-19-2020, 04:04 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 436
Posted By MAJWIZ
You need a BIN FILE EDITOR there is one in this...

You need a BIN FILE EDITOR there is one in this site in util.
to open a BIN file put the bin file in the bin file folder then select bin to text.
once you are done editing your files select text to...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-17-2020, 11:41 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 73
Posted By MAJWIZ
Hooker

Mature:
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?


Full
Forum: Delta Force 12-17-2019, 04:54 PM
Replies: 2
[DFX] Power ups
Views: 204
Posted By MAJWIZ
Power ups

Here is something interesting: on the new game I'm writing for DFX if you go and pick up say, Ammo it disappears as it should. now if you walk away and then turn around the Ammo has reappeared. I...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 11-02-2019, 04:25 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 137
Posted By MAJWIZ
Dear Husband

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven
years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two
weeks have...
Forum: Delta Force 10-19-2019, 06:55 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 349
Posted By MAJWIZ
If your talking about Lantern Storm : my problem...

If your talking about Lantern Storm : my problem Is when I blow up the second tower the hostage gets stuck on the walkway and sometimes the flags are placed so you can't reach them (on the first...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 10-16-2019, 03:17 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 99
Posted By MAJWIZ
Irish philosophy

IRISH PHILOSOPHY

There are only two thinks to worry about;
either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.

If you are sick,
there are two...
Forum: Feedback / Novahq.net Support 10-01-2019, 10:59 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 118
Posted By MAJWIZ
Mappers

What happened to all the mappers? I'm running out of ideas for new maps.
I guess I can start to convert my DFX2 maps to DFX I have about 300 maps of my own making. I could also contact other mappers...
Forum: Delta Force 08-30-2019, 04:44 PM
Replies: 7
[DFX] Pff files
Views: 715
Posted By MAJWIZ
Problem solved ;)

Problem solved ;)
Forum: Delta Force 08-30-2019, 01:56 PM
Replies: 7
[DFX] Pff files
Views: 715
Posted By MAJWIZ
DFX2 opens ok. The one that I can't get to open...

DFX2 opens ok. The one that I can't get to open is DFX.
Forum: Delta Force 08-29-2019, 11:32 PM
Replies: 7
[DFX] Pff files
Views: 715
Posted By MAJWIZ
OS: windows 7 ultimate 64 bit SECURITY SETTING:...

OS: windows 7 ultimate 64 bit
SECURITY SETTING: none
TOOL USED: PFFEditor (from this site)
GAME LOCATION: 2 Tb hard drive (delta force games has it's own hdd)
I can open any other delta force ie:...
Forum: Delta Force 08-26-2019, 02:27 PM
Replies: 7
[DFX] Pff files
Views: 715
Posted By MAJWIZ
Pff files

why is it that when I open the all the PFF game files in DFX2 is shows all the different files, but when i do the same for DFX i only get a blank screen?
Forum: General Chat 08-19-2019, 11:43 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 466
Posted By MAJWIZ
May you have 50 more birthdays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May you have 50 more birthdays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: Feedback / Novahq.net Support 08-13-2019, 09:35 AM
Replies: 1
map
Views: 274
Posted By MAJWIZ
map

Scott, I think I might have summited a map twice. The map is called "SORTE 105 DOWN" if I did, please delete one. thanks Majwiz :dontknow:
Forum: Humor & Jokes 06-01-2019, 01:42 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 236
Posted By MAJWIZ
Subway is great if you like 75% BREAD AND 15%...

Subway is great if you like 75% BREAD AND 15% LETT. 10 % MEAT
Forum: Humor & Jokes 05-23-2019, 11:52 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 68
Posted By MAJWIZ
well played

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.
She said, " I bet you are going to try to sell me a ticket to the ...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 05-22-2019, 12:35 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 275
Posted By MAJWIZ
Mature: God talking to Adam

MATURE:
God talking to Adam
God: Adam we need to start naming the birds.
God: (pointing to a bird)
Adam: TITS
God: LOL, ok but let's take this a little more seriously.
Adam: let's call it a...
Forum: Delta Force 05-06-2019, 10:13 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 348
Posted By MAJWIZ
stompem: for some reason my pff extractor won't...

stompem: for some reason my pff extractor won't open DFX. it opens DFX2 and the others ok. thanks for answering.
Forum: Delta Force 05-03-2019, 09:26 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 348
Posted By MAJWIZ
sounds/orders

where can I find all the DLG sound files? I tried to open the pff files but they won't open. I have some of the sound files but not all of them.
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