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Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-13-2021, 01:20 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 63
Posted By MAJWIZ
mature: nuts

what's the difference between BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS?

Beer nuts are $1.79 and Deer nuts are under a buck!:clap2:
Forum: Delta Force 05-01-2021, 09:24 PM
Replies: 5
[DFX] only x's
Views: 312
Posted By MAJWIZ
There MY maps I only use SO MOD. how do I open...

There MY maps I only use SO MOD. how do I open the 3di's to turn them on?
Forum: Delta Force 04-30-2021, 04:27 PM
Replies: 5
[DFX] only x's
Views: 312
Posted By MAJWIZ
only x's

For whatever reason most of the maps I download the people and some buildings are not showing up you only get an X. where as they were there when I made the maps. So question: how do I unlock the 3di...
Forum: Tech Support 04-02-2021, 04:09 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,825
Posted By MAJWIZ
when you save the map use SAVE AND EXPORT W/STATS...

when you save the map use SAVE AND EXPORT W/STATS
IF THIS IS ("10023K - Approximate Vertex Data")is larger then 20000k you will ALWAYS GET AN ERROR. This means you have to many objects on map. you...
Forum: Delta Force 03-28-2021, 12:53 AM
Replies: 4
[DFX] 50 cal
Views: 529
Posted By MAJWIZ
50 cal

Is there any way to mount a 50 cal. on a cargo ship (DSHIP)?
I have tried to attach no go.:dontknow:
Forum: Humor & Jokes 03-15-2021, 01:12 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 166
Posted By MAJWIZ
Mature: Hooker

WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOOKER WITH A RUNNY NOSE?


FULL:laugh:
Forum: Delta Force 02-18-2021, 02:51 PM
Replies: 0
[DFX] Fog
Views: 206
Posted By MAJWIZ
Fog

making new game have area where I need colored fog, can this be done?
Forum: Delta Force 12-24-2020, 04:05 PM
Replies: 3
[DFX] sofoothills
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Posted By MAJWIZ
I run the so mod and checked all the pff files...

I run the so mod and checked all the pff files but nothing
Forum: Humor & Jokes 12-22-2020, 08:53 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 212
Posted By MAJWIZ
10 Facts

10 fun facts
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breath through your nose,
with your tongue sticking out.
4. You just tried no. 3
6. When you did...
Forum: Delta Force 12-21-2020, 04:48 PM
Replies: 3
[DFX] sofoothills
Views: 319
Posted By MAJWIZ
sofoothills

Where can I get this terrain file (sofoothill). I have four or five map that I downloaded that need this terrain.:dontknow:
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-25-2020, 04:03 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 246
Posted By MAJWIZ
Letter to bank

86-year Old Lady's Letter to Bank

Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three nanoseconds must...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-24-2020, 01:43 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 473
Posted By MAJWIZ
When I sent a RENT check to my landlord last year...

When I sent a RENT check to my landlord last year from FT.WALTON BEACH FL. it went to Pensacola fl. San Francisco ca., Hawaii, Guam back to San Francisco Ca. Kay Utah, Omaha Ne.,Pensacola Fl. Tampa...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-12-2020, 12:21 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 231
Posted By MAJWIZ
Mature: Women vs handguns

TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN .

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - ...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-10-2020, 12:53 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 257
Posted By MAJWIZ
85 VS 25 mature:

MATURE:
Morris at 85 marries Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-20-2020, 10:57 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 326
Posted By MAJWIZ
Married for 50 years (MATURE)

mature:
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when
the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think,...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 06-23-2020, 07:15 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 371
Posted By MAJWIZ
Army ranger

An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he
Received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that
she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she...
Forum: General Chat 05-11-2020, 02:00 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,495
Posted By MAJWIZ
When I get a fake phone call I give the phone to...

When I get a fake phone call I give the phone to my 5 year old granddaughter, it normally take 2-3 min before they hang up. (she likes to talk on the phone.)
Forum: Delta Force 02-19-2020, 04:04 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 676
Posted By MAJWIZ
You need a BIN FILE EDITOR there is one in this...

You need a BIN FILE EDITOR there is one in this site in util.
to open a BIN file put the bin file in the bin file folder then select bin to text.
once you are done editing your files select text to...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-17-2020, 11:41 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 131
Posted By MAJWIZ
Hooker

Mature:
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?


Full
Forum: Delta Force 12-17-2019, 04:54 PM
Replies: 2
[DFX] Power ups
Views: 331
Posted By MAJWIZ
Power ups

Here is something interesting: on the new game I'm writing for DFX if you go and pick up say, Ammo it disappears as it should. now if you walk away and then turn around the Ammo has reappeared. I...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 11-02-2019, 04:25 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 208
Posted By MAJWIZ
Dear Husband

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven
years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two
weeks have...
Forum: Delta Force 10-19-2019, 06:55 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 533
Posted By MAJWIZ
If your talking about Lantern Storm : my problem...

If your talking about Lantern Storm : my problem Is when I blow up the second tower the hostage gets stuck on the walkway and sometimes the flags are placed so you can't reach them (on the first...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 10-16-2019, 03:17 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 164
Posted By MAJWIZ
Irish philosophy

IRISH PHILOSOPHY

There are only two thinks to worry about;
either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.

If you are sick,
there are two...
Forum: Feedback / Novahq.net Support 10-01-2019, 10:59 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 190
Posted By MAJWIZ
Mappers

What happened to all the mappers? I'm running out of ideas for new maps.
I guess I can start to convert my DFX2 maps to DFX I have about 300 maps of my own making. I could also contact other mappers...
Forum: Delta Force 08-30-2019, 04:44 PM
Replies: 7
[DFX] Pff files
Views: 997
Posted By MAJWIZ
Problem solved ;)

Problem solved ;)
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