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Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-31-2004, 10:38 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 813
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Strange Street Signs in London

Strange Signs in London

Spotted on a bathroom of an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES. PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-30-2004, 03:32 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 899
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
An Exercise Guide for the Lazy

Slacker's guide to burning calories

1. Walk 15 ft from couch to fridge, opening beer, walking back to couch: 2 calories.

2. One minute of using TV remote (zapping 12 channels perminute): 1...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-28-2004, 08:02 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 777
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
You Don't Know Jack Schitt: A Family Lineage

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Well, thanks to my genealogy...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-23-2004, 07:40 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 933
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Driving Fast

Emile was driving his pickup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster. The trooper turned his...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-19-2004, 10:14 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,001
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Something Real Handy

STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ]...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 01-18-2004, 08:18 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 863
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Saints Win the SuperBowl

One day, a Cajun died and went to hell. The devil was making his rounds and saw the Cajun over in the corner having a party. "Hey, you! said the devil. "You're not supposed to be having a good time...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 10-18-2003, 06:22 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 757
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Who Arranged the Letters?

http://www.showyourfriends.com/images/shot.jpg
Forum: Humor & Jokes 10-14-2003, 08:34 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 575
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Big Problem

One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom.
When...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 10-08-2003, 10:37 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,471
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Good one. :lmao:

Good one. :lmao:
Forum: Humor & Jokes 10-08-2003, 10:21 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,386
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Read This!

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history....
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-05-2003, 06:11 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,025
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Glad to be of service.:D

Glad to be of service.:D
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-03-2003, 05:24 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 965
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Nice 1.

Nice 1.
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-02-2003, 06:13 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,025
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
A D.I.'s Rules for Dating His Daughter

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.


Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-01-2003, 05:13 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 724
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Van Gogh Family Tree

THE VAN GOGH FAMILY TREE

After much careful research it has been discovered that the
artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 08-01-2003, 01:41 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,373
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
These jokes are scattered all over the internet.

These jokes are scattered all over the internet.
Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-28-2003, 03:38 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,373
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Military Joke

A Marine walks on board a plane and sits in an aisle next to two Navy Seals. The Marine kicks off his boots to air out his feet. The Navy Seal sitting next to the window says,"I'm going to get a...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-28-2003, 03:24 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,267
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
lol, very funny.

lol, very funny.
Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-24-2003, 10:11 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,311
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
lol, that's a good one.

lol, that's a good one.
Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-15-2003, 10:19 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,232
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Lol, hates his mother-in-law

Lol, hates his mother-in-law
Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-14-2003, 09:28 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 988
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Biggrin Matter of Heaven and Hell

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.

She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents...
Forum: Humor & Jokes 07-03-2003, 10:41 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,343
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
I'm not a teacher, I got it at some site, the...

I'm not a teacher, I got it at some site, the link is http://www.datatek.net/Humor/Humor.html
Forum: Humor & Jokes 06-29-2003, 08:32 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 5,520
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
Fool's Alphabet

Fool's Alphabet
A for horses
B for mutton
C for yourself
D for dumb
E for brick
F for vescence
G for Police
H for 'imself
I for Novello
Forum: Humor & Jokes 06-29-2003, 12:56 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,343
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
This one isn't an excuse, nor does it pertain to...

This one isn't an excuse, nor does it pertain to school. I was on my way back home one day and they have this intersection with a church next to it. I had to stop at the intersection because it was...
Forum: Delta Force 06-28-2003, 11:21 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 806
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
You have to retry a couple of times.

You have to retry a couple of times.
Forum: Humor & Jokes 06-28-2003, 11:14 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,343
Posted By ~SA~MarineBlade
School Excuses

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling):

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was...
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