Forum: Humor & Jokes
01-31-2004, 09:38 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,345
Strange Street Signs in London
Strange Signs in London
Spotted on a bathroom of an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES. PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
01-30-2004, 02:32 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 1,484
An Exercise Guide for the Lazy
Slacker's guide to burning calories
1. Walk 15 ft from couch to fridge, opening beer, walking back to couch: 2 calories.
2. One minute of using TV remote (zapping 12 channels perminute): 1...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
01-28-2004, 07:02 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 1,200
You Don't Know Jack Schitt: A Family Lineage
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Well, thanks to my genealogy...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
01-23-2004, 06:40 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 1,604
Driving Fast
Emile was driving his pickup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster. The trooper turned his...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
01-19-2004, 09:14 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,676
Something Real Handy
STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ]...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
01-18-2004, 07:18 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,456
Saints Win the SuperBowl
One day, a Cajun died and went to hell. The devil was making his rounds and saw the Cajun over in the corner having a party. "Hey, you! said the devil. "You're not supposed to be having a good time...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
10-18-2003, 05:22 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 1,247
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
10-14-2003, 07:34 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,086
Big Problem
One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom.
When...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
10-08-2003, 09:37 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 3,399
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
10-08-2003, 09:21 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 4,035
Read This!
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history....
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-05-2003, 05:11 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 1,551
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-03-2003, 04:24 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,489
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-02-2003, 05:13 AM
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Replies: 6
Views: 1,551
A D.I.'s Rules for Dating His Daughter
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-01-2003, 04:13 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,266
Van Gogh Family Tree
THE VAN GOGH FAMILY TREE
After much careful research it has been discovered that the
artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His obnoxious...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
08-01-2003, 12:41 AM
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Replies: 7
Views: 2,183
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-28-2003, 02:38 AM
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Replies: 7
Views: 2,183
Military Joke
A Marine walks on board a plane and sits in an aisle next to two Navy Seals. The Marine kicks off his boots to air out his feet. The Navy Seal sitting next to the window says,"I'm going to get a...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-28-2003, 02:24 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 1,898
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-24-2003, 09:11 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 2,019
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-15-2003, 09:19 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,909
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-14-2003, 08:28 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,547
Matter of Heaven and Hell
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents...
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
07-03-2003, 09:41 PM
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Replies: 13
Views: 1,972
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
06-29-2003, 07:32 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 7,753
Fool's Alphabet
Fool's Alphabet
A for horses
B for mutton
C for yourself
D for dumb
E for brick
F for vescence
G for Police
H for 'imself
I for Novello
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
06-28-2003, 11:56 PM
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Replies: 13
Views: 1,972
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Forum: Delta Force
06-28-2003, 10:21 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,161
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Forum: Humor & Jokes
06-28-2003, 10:14 PM
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Replies: 13
Views: 1,972
School Excuses
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling):
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was...
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