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#1
08-07-2008, 02:53 PM
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Yo Mamma Jokes!
just post Yo Momma Jokes! i got one to start!
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she worked at a strip joint, they paid her to keep her clothes on! 
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      Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy  September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 
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#2
08-07-2008, 04:23 PM
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your mother look so dead a funeral service ask to use her in a Tv-ad inside a casket! when they open the casket she would seat up and wink 3x at all with a big smell and then says "cheers mate brilliant you thinking of retire from life? check these people out their price are very low and the service is out standing" as she holding a Iv-bag up in the air as she saying all this.
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#3
08-07-2008, 07:00 PM
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lol, nice, but yo mamma so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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08-07-2008, 07:42 PM
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your mother is soo soo bad she remarry to a horse! thinking it was her hunky new stud boy friend she been going with for the pass 12 years, only he die last year at ripe old age 86
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#6
08-07-2008, 08:26 PM
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yeah? yo mamma so ugly, the first and last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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08-07-2008, 08:47 PM
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yo momma so stupid she left a piece of cheese for the computer mouse.
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08-07-2008, 09:50 PM
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your momma think she so sexy! she still trying to be a playboy bunny at lowes hardware store! she now in jail for killing all the employee do to she so freaking ugly. she been ban from all the stores in your home town
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#9
08-07-2008, 10:49 PM
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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
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08-07-2008, 10:51 PM
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Yo momma's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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08-08-2008, 10:27 AM
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your mother is soo fat she can get to the beach in 3sec! all she need to do is lay on her side and roll down hill going at 500mph
but be warn when she hit the beach sand and come to a stop! there be a titel wave of sand 250 feet tall in all direction covering 80miles area!
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#14
08-08-2008, 12:57 PM
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nice one's! i'm not too, good at this, but yo mamma so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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08-08-2008, 01:51 PM
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Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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08-08-2008, 02:13 PM
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yo mamma so ugly, she makes onions cry!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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08-08-2008, 03:38 PM
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Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
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08-08-2008, 03:57 PM
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#20
08-08-2008, 05:07 PM
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your momma is so brain dead, she think she is Paris Hilton! oh wait she is Paris Hilton! I'm so sorry she is totally brain dead. get adapted to a better mother and trash that old brain dead momma!! you be better off with another one
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